A retired guy sits around the house all
day so one day his wife says, “Joe, you could do something useful, like
vacuum the house once a week”. The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says:
“Sure why not. Where’s the vacuum?
Half an hour
later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says,
“I didn't hear the vacuum running, I thought you were going to do
the vacuuming”? Exasperated, Joe
answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a
new one”. “Really”, she says, “show
me - it worked fine the last time”. So he did
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